A webpage so full of hate it makes the Geneva Convention look like a Sesame Street episode.
Look, I'm an ornery old bastard who hates:
Just 12 days into his presidency, Trump greenlit a ground raid in Yakla, Yemen. Result? At least 20 civilians killed, including children. The Pentagon initially admitted only 4-12 deaths - classic undercount move. But here's the beautiful part: Trump didn't apologize. He didn't cry. He just kept blowing shit up. That's how you run a fucking war.
Over Trump's first term, US actions in Yemen killed minimum 86 civilians (Airwars). But get this: 93% of those deaths happened in the FIRST 16 MONTHS. He came in swinging and didn't fucking stop. One year of Trump (2017) = 89% of ALL US actions in Yemen over the previous 14 YEARS COMBINED. That's not a war, that's a fucking parade - and I'm throwing confetti made of exploded school buses.
Trump didn't just attack a country - he took out Iran's second most powerful man, Qasem Soleimani, while the guy was on a DIPLOMATIC mission to meet the Iraqi Prime Minister. Ten people killed total. The UN Special Rapporteur called it a "likely violation of international law." Iraq called it "an act of aggression." Iran called it "state terrorism." I call it a fucking masterpiece. Finally, a president who understands that diplomacy is for pussies who can't handle a little drone strike.
US-Israeli strike hits a PRIMARY SCHOOL in Minab, Iran during school hours. Result? 168 dead, including at least 63 CHILDREN identified by name. The school was WALLED OFF from the military area, had a SEPARATE entrance, and was CLEARLY IDENTIFIABLE as a school (soccer pitch, brightly painted walls). But they hit it anyway with "highly accurate, guided munitions." This wasn't a mistake - this was a TARGETED strike on a place full of kids. Human Rights Watch called it a war crime. I call it a fucking holiday. Finally, some action I can get behind - dead children mean fewer annoying little fucks running around.
Israeli airstrike hits Iran's Evin prison. Result? 80+ dead. The UN report found "reasonable grounds to believe" it was a war crime - "intentionally directing attacks against a civilian object." But hey, who needs prisons when you can just blow them up? Saves on taxpayer money AND gets rid of potential witnesses. Two birds, one stone. I'd vote for a president who does this to my local DMV.
Just 8 weeks of bombing in Yemen killed 224+ civilians. That's not a typo - that's OVER 28 CIVILIANS PER WEEK. Human Rights Watch called strikes on a Yemeni port "apparent war crimes." But you know what I see? Efficiency. Trump's getting more bang for his buck - more dead foreigners per tax dollar. That's what I call fiscal responsibility. Now if he'd just bomb the IRS next...
This one's beautiful - Trump didn't even have to pull the trigger himself. He just gave Netanyahu an "almost free hand" to do whatever he wants in Gaza. Result? Over 50,000 Palestinians killed (including 15,000+ children) in what experts call a "widespread and systematic attack" that may constitute genocide. The Guardian straight up said: "The US is complicit in genocide." I love it - maximum death toll, minimum personal effort. That's how you run an empire, baby.
Not content with just Iran and Yemen, Trump's crew decided to spray Lebanon with some love too. Result? 634 civilians killed, including 91 children. Trump threatened to "hit each and every one of their electric-generating plants" and "bring [Iran] back to the stone ages." The UN report found "reasonable grounds to believe" Israeli strikes in Lebanon constituted war crimes. I love when a president outsources his bloodlust to allies - less work for him, same delicious body count for me.
Look at the numbers: