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  ALL-SATS INTELLIGENCE DASHBOARD
  Scan: 2026-04-14 13:27 UTC
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  ALERT DISTRIBUTION  [10 C] [32 H] [33 M] [8 L] / 83
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  X=CRITICAL !=HIGH ~=MEDIUM :=LOW

  WARSAT    C= 8  H=16  M=17  L= 4  (45 monitors)
  EXECSAT   C= 1  H= 8  M= 5  L= 2  (16 monitors)
  REPSAT    C= 0  H= 4  M= 4  L= 0  (8 monitors)
  SCOSAT    C= 1  H= 4  M= 7  L= 2  (14 monitors)

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  CRITICAL ALERTS (require immediate attention)
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  [WARSAT] b52-bombers
    B-52s conducting overland bombing missions over Iran with JDAMs. 18 round-trip flights from US, 30+ hours each. First ov

  [WARSAT] carrier-strike
    US Navy blockade of Strait of Hormuz announced by Trump. Carrier strike group supporting blockade operations.

  [WARSAT] irgc-navy
    IRGC running tolled passage system for merchant ships in Hormuz. Iran threatens US warships. Strait at near standstill.

  [WARSAT] bushehr
    Russia-linked Bushehr nuclear power plant at risk from war. 639 Rosatom employees still in Iran.

  [WARSAT] iranian-cyber
    Iran-linked hackers targeting US water and energy infrastructure. FBI and CISA warning. Iran threatens to target US tech

  [WARSAT] oil-prices
    IEA reports worst oil shock ever from Iran war. Oil spiked above $103 after Hormuz blockade announcement.

  [WARSAT] hormuz-shipping
    Hormuz at near standstill. US announced naval blockade. Iran running toll passage. Conflicting reports on transit status

  [WARSAT] port-activity
    Iranian port activity severely disrupted by US naval blockade. Hormuz transit at near standstill.

  [EXECSAT] cabinet-ag
    Pam Bondi FIRED as Attorney General. Claims she no longer has to testify on Epstein due to firing.

  [SCOSAT] doj-announcements
    DOJ says Bondi won't appear for Epstein deposition now that she's no longer AG. Bondi fired 8 days ago.

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  HIGH ALERTS (escalation watch)
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  [WARSAT  ] b2-stealth: US deployed bulk of stealth long-range missile arsenal for Iran war. B-2s actively striking.
  [WARSAT  ] fighters: F-15 shot down by Iranian air defenses. Trump signaling plans to escalate.
  [WARSAT  ] tanker-orbits: Massive tanker support required for 30+ hour B-52 round-trip missions from CONUS.
  [WARSAT  ] aegis-destroyers: Aegis destroyers escorting shipping through Hormuz amid IRGC toll passage system.
  [WARSAT  ] iranian-air-defense: Iranian air defenses shot down F-15. Systems still operational despite sustained US strikes.
  [WARSAT  ] missile-tels: Iranian missile attacks on Israel continuing. US deploying stealth missile arsenal against Iranian T
  [WARSAT  ] natanz: US-Israel strikes hit Iranian nuclear sites. IAEA urges military restraint.
  [WARSAT  ] fordow: Fordow targeted in US-Israel strikes. Status unclear.
  [WARSAT  ] us-cyber: US Cyber Command operations against Iran presumed active. No specific reporting.
  [WARSAT  ] war-risk-insurance: War risk insurance premiums surging for Hormuz transit.
  [WARSAT  ] gold-prices: Gold surging on oil shock and geopolitical risk. No specific price found in this scan.
  [WARSAT  ] hezbollah: Hezbollah position unclear. Prior Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire holding but war pressure may change cal
  [WARSAT  ] houthis: Houthis threaten closure of Bab el-Mandeb strait if Gulf states join war. Houthis face decision: joi
  [WARSAT  ] iran-internet: Iran's internet war documented. Iran cuts internet at the flip of a switch. Information control inte
  [WARSAT  ] shuttle-diplomacy: US-Iran peace talks ended without agreement. Trump then ordered Hormuz blockade. UN SG says no milit
  [WARSAT  ] un-security-council: UN Secretary-General says 'no military solution' to Iran war.
  [EXECSAT ] potus-schedule: Trump says US to leave Iran 'pretty quickly' and return if needed. Campaign winding down. Ordered Ho
  [EXECSAT ] potus-statements: Trump told Reuters US will leave Iran 'pretty quickly.' Ordered Hormuz blockade: 'blown to hell.' Si
  [EXECSAT ] vp-schedule: Trump left JD Vance out of key Iran meeting, invited Jared Kushner instead.
  [EXECSAT ] cabinet-state: State Dept involved in Iran peace talks that collapsed. Disputed Iran's published peace plan.
  [EXECSAT ] cabinet-defense: Pentagon ignoring federal court order to restore reporters' access. Vatican-Pentagon meeting flashpo
  [EXECSAT ] cabinet-homeland: Trump signing EO to resume pay for DHS, bypassing Congress. DHS pay had been frozen.
  [EXECSAT ] white-house: Trump admin sued 650+ times. Multiple EOs under legal challenge. ProPublica documenting financial co
  [EXECSAT ] combatant-commands: CENTCOM running Hormuz blockade. No specific new reporting from other combatant commands.
  [REPSAT  ] house-floor: House returning from 2-week recess. DHS funding vote pending. Iran war debate raging. Members face e
  [REPSAT  ] senate-floor: Senate previously rejected war powers resolution. Republicans blocked Dem push. Dems now sense new G
  [REPSAT  ] key-representatives: Rep Mace calls for resignations of 4 members. Rep Scholten proposes expulsion of Swalwell and Gonzal
  [REPSAT  ] legislation: War powers resolution key legislation. House Dems introduced new stock trading bill. Trump bypassing
  [SCOSAT  ] scotus-docket: Birthright citizenship case actively before the Court. Trump attended oral arguments -- presidential
  [SCOSAT  ] scotus-opinions: Court appears likely to side against Trump on birthright citizenship. Key justices skeptical. No opi
  [SCOSAT  ] scotus-arguments: Oral arguments on birthright citizenship held ~13 days ago. Justices pressed challengers hard but se
  [SCOSAT  ] circuit-dc: Federal judge finds Pentagon violating court order on press access. Judge rebukes Hegseth. Trade cou

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  BOTTOM LINE
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  1. US-Iran war ESCALATED: B-52s overland, Hormuz blockade, F-15 shot down
  2. Constitutional crisis: Pentagon defying court orders, Bondi fired,
     Epstein testimony evaded, Trump bypassing Congress on DHS pay
  3. Congress reconvening: war powers vote with possible GOP defections,
     member expulsion proceedings
  4. SCOTUS: birthright citizenship ruling likely against admin --
     sets up executive-judicial showdown
  5. Global economic: worst oil shock ever (IEA), Hormuz near standstill
  6. Cyber: Iran actively targeting US water/energy infrastructure

  THREAT LEVEL: ████████████ MAXIMUM
